— The Story of Edgar —

This website was made to help support the efforts of the “FREE EDGAR 2013″ campaign.

Ryan the Ruthless, has imprisoned multiple animals that are now known as “Edgar”  in a glass pit of despair.
We of the “FREE EDGAR 2013″ campaign just want “Edgar” creatures to enjoy the freedom that they once had, before Ryan began his maddened descent into depravity.

So please, join us in our “Free Edgar” campaign by signing our petition and liking our Facebook page, and hopefully we can all see the day that Edgar is released!

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  1. Wyatt Howard + Lindsay May 4, 2015 5:53 pm  Reply

    His name is Mad King Ryan not Ryan the Ruthless

  2. Mkvenner December 23, 2014 4:09 am  Reply


  3. nice peter April 19, 2014 11:11 pm  Reply



  4. BlueLinkGamer April 16, 2014 12:17 am  Reply

    if you go back and watch the video and look for geoff killing a cow near achievement city hey isn’t that where micheal left edgar that exact spot R.I.P. original edgar

  5. nice peter April 15, 2014 10:57 pm  Reply

    The debate will go on forever, edgar shall never be freed, this campaign is worthless, one day you will all agree

  6. The psychopath February 6, 2014 2:28 am  Reply

    I will make pants and boots out of him before he escapes

    • Cloudx96 February 11, 2014 12:46 pm  Reply

      Ryan shall serve Edgar as Edgar slave forever. Ryan is Edgar’s slave, Edgar can leave when he want, but why would he leave when he own a slave. #MadKing #MadCow

    • B March 11, 2014 3:47 pm  Reply

      Cows don’t drop enough leather for that… you’ll need about 10 Edgars.

  7. The psychopath February 6, 2014 2:27 am  Reply

    Edgar shall never be free

  8. Cloudx96 January 27, 2014 3:18 am  Reply

    The fact you waste you god damn time on a website that never going to help free a dumb animal in a game a fucking GAME people come on get a life it never goin to happen the russian guy a retard that does not understand that it just a game #whogiveaflyingfuck

    • The Russian Federation January 29, 2014 8:38 am  Reply

      Now I see you don’t just insult everyone on this website, but you personally call out the Motherland in Vain. You say that everyone on this website has no life and you commented on the website, therefore you also have no life. This campaign may not work but we can try, don’t try stopping people from doing something they believe in. Its because of people like you, that try making everyone feel like they are less superior to you by downgrading them, that we can’t have a world where equality exists. Now before you insult people I suggest you learn some basic grammar unless you like being thought of some drunk who has to lash out at others to make their own life seem a little better even though you know you are just a pathetic person who everyone should take pity upon but won’t because you can’t accept their kindness. Now for the fact that you said “the russian guy a retard” My only comeback is to say “uznat’ ne oskorblyat’ lyudey, kotorykh vy suka.”

      • Chris toro February 14, 2014 3:33 am  Reply

        You told him mother russia

      • nice peter May 15, 2014 4:15 am  Reply

        хорошая работа, он является сука для вызова вас

    • Dr. Mark January 29, 2014 7:57 pm  Reply

      Your a genuine ass

    • Dr. Mark January 29, 2014 8:00 pm  Reply

      We may have our arguments but we do have lives. But sir they have a special place for people like you

    • Anonymous February 2, 2014 5:17 pm  Reply

      -sighs- i meant the people who are trying to free a cow I agree with everyone that Ryan not trying to do anythin bad he trying to entertain the viewer to make money like the rest of us. He tryin to live to he thinks of way to entertain people, I was only meaning to insult anythat that thinks freeing a cow from a game is a good ideal. It just a game #ItJustAGame

      • The Russian Federation February 15, 2014 6:31 am  Reply

        Once again, If you continue to insult people I suggest you figure out the proper Grammar and Spelling for that Language. English doesn’t come Natural to us, yet we Sound alot more Sophisticated than you. Just leave these forums if you can’t be Understood nor leave a Comment that isn’t Targeted at most people here.

        • Anonymous February 16, 2014 10:53 am  Reply

          Go fuck yourself you retarded russian. All hail the Mad King

          • The Russian Federation April 14, 2014 1:05 am 

            I may be Russian, but im the least bit retarted. English isn’t my native language, yet i have become more fluent than the average American. You sir, can Go Fuck Yourself.

    • nice peter April 5, 2014 9:14 pm  Reply

      I may not agree with Russia but dont call people out

      • The Russian Federation April 14, 2014 1:01 am  Reply

        You have earned my Respect, Peter.

        • nice peter April 19, 2014 11:20 pm  Reply

          You have my respect too, as I said I may not agree with you but you fight for what you believe in, that is enough to earn my respect



    • BlueLinkGamer April 16, 2014 12:18 am  Reply

      You cleary get out to much

    • Anonymous November 21, 2014 1:43 am  Reply

      Shut the fuck up

      • The psychopath January 13, 2015 4:15 am  Reply

        Fuck tard

  9. The Truth January 24, 2014 2:44 am  Reply

    Everyone seems to forget that Ryan never put Edgar in his house Gavin did and for awhile he was kept safe in the house after that Edgar was put in a hole covered with glass with Ryan claiming that it was for everyone’s protection, after that some adjustments were made to make sure Edgar couldn’t leave AKA the iron blocks placed around the inside of the cage, with Ryan claiming he had upgraded his living conditions from dirt to iron walls and floor.
    After that Michael set Edgar free then Geoff killed him which means Edgar WAS safer in the hole.
    Ryan found out Edgar was gone and he put another cow in his hole saying that “Edgar’s the one in the hole”.
    Awhile later Gavin killed Edgar and replaced him with a Mooshroom.
    So after collecting all the facts Ryan has never hurt Edgar he’s just been protecting him and that Ray, Michael and Gavin who had wanted to set him free weren’t doing Edgar any favours, with Geoff killing Edgar first and Gavin killing Edgar afterwards and Gavin was one of the people who wanted to free Edgar!
    Every episode Cows, Pigs, Chickens and Sheep are killed and now people are blaming Ryan for protecting one.
    Ryan is the only one besides Jack who haven’t in any way harm Edgar or doing something that in some way led Edgar to harm and now the three original Achievement Hunters who wanted to save Edgar don’t care anymore and want Edgar to die.
    If the latest Edgar were to be freed he would be kill most likely by Ray, Michael and Gavin.
    In more lets plays Ryan will try to protect every one from Edgar while protecting Edgar from everyone, most likely someone will kill Edgar then Ryan will try to protect everyone by putting another cow in the hole, call him Edgar and then try to protect Edgar from everyone it’s a never ending cycle.
    In short Ryan’s a hero who deserves the Tower of Pimps but asks for nothing but to keep Edgar safe which everyone refuses.
    Keep Edgar safe.
    #KeepEdgarSafe –The Truth

    • Anonymous March 5, 2014 2:23 am  Reply


    • S.S. March 13, 2014 10:19 pm  Reply

      This is the truth. What we should be worrying about is exactly why we need to fear Edgar. Many would have us believe that it’s Ryan being sick and twisted, but what if he’s right? What if Edgar truly is dangerous, and Ryan’s keeping us all safe?

      And, most importantly, what is Edgar the Cow hiding in that mind of his? WHY DO WE NEED TO FEAR HIM?!

      • The Russian Federation April 14, 2014 12:58 am  Reply

        Do not fall into the traps they set to steer us off course. We must keep the objective in sight, and not risk loosing the progress we have accomplished. From all the information that the SVR has brought to my Attention, Edgar seems to be harmless… the Cow at least. There is no sign of Edgar being dangerous because there have been multiple Edgars, No one knows the exact count. But as we know “Edgar is the One in the Hole” so if the theories of it being a supernatural being that possesses whatever is in the hole then that is what we should fear. And that hole wasn’t made before Ryan got irritated with the Cow, so we should Fear the Mad King most of all, for he created the “Hole” and “Edgar”. Who knows how powerful he really is. Thats why we must Free Edgar. That will cripple some of the Mad Kings Power, and we may be able to figure out how powerful he is.

        • BlueLinkGamer April 16, 2014 12:19 am  Reply

          SVR? Smackdown Vs Raw what does that have to do with this

  10. Dr. Mark January 18, 2014 10:33 pm  Reply

    #fuckedgar2014 will live on forever

    • nice peter April 5, 2014 9:22 pm  Reply

      Hey asshole, I agree that free edgar is stupid, but #fuckedgar2014? Stop making us look like retards


  11. The Russian Federation January 12, 2014 1:28 am  Reply

    Well they have now issued a new Hash Tag, #FuckEdgar2014. Where do we go from here Comrades?
    #FreeEdgar2014 / #FuckEdgar2014

  12. Dr. Mark January 8, 2014 6:42 pm  Reply

    The cause of free edgar 2013 has failed

  13. Dr. Mark January 8, 2014 6:37 pm  Reply


  14. Dr. Mark? January 5, 2014 8:56 am  Reply

    Shouldn’t it be free Edgar 2k14 now?

    • nice peter January 7, 2014 8:13 am  Reply

      No there should be no free edgar

    • The Russian Federation January 8, 2014 7:07 am  Reply

      The website owner isn’t going to register a new domain for it being 2014, that cost money. This website is here for use to receive news and voice our Ideals on how to Free Edgar, unlike the group here trying to rebel against our cause.

      • Dr. Mark January 8, 2014 6:35 pm  Reply

        No the owner should just update the website

      • nice peter April 5, 2014 9:19 pm  Reply


  15. Dr Mark conspiracy December 19, 2013 2:43 pm  Reply

    ummmmmmm…. I think Dr Mark is Ryan

    • Dr. Mark December 20, 2013 2:25 am  Reply

      And I think that your Gavin

      • Anonymous December 28, 2013 5:44 am  Reply

        Id say he is probably ray

        • Dr. Mark December 29, 2013 11:21 pm  Reply

          It’s a possibility

        • Anonymous December 31, 2013 6:51 am  Reply

          I think you’re all alive

          • Dr. Mark? January 5, 2014 8:54 am 

            IT’S ALL MIND GAMES

  16. Dr. Mark December 13, 2013 3:33 am  Reply

    All hail the mad King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burn all those who do not comply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • The Russian Federation December 23, 2013 9:53 am  Reply

      Sir, We offer you the Chance to leave and go spread your Propaganda elsewhere. This is an Offer not to be Turned down.

      • Dr. Mark December 24, 2013 3:14 am  Reply

        Just turned it down

        • The Russian Federation January 2, 2014 4:50 am  Reply

          Your the scum on this planet that needs to be stopped! You try to keep evil in this world and because of people like you this planet will never experience peace or harmony. If only you could compensate the words Im saying, but sadly no, you are to ignorant to see the harm you are causing. We’ll it looks like theres no reason within you, may you hopefully realise all the trouble you cause.

          • Dr. Mark January 2, 2014 5:16 am 

            Well it’s to late to free any animals from the grasp of kong fu house in 2013

          • Dr. Mark January 2, 2014 5:21 am 

            I believe that you should leave not me you foreign wannabe. I probably have more Russian blood than you could wish for.

  17. R4gingT4co December 3, 2013 4:08 pm  Reply

    The only way to free Edgar is to destroy the hole!

    • Dr. Mark December 8, 2013 4:30 am  Reply

      But we shall never destroy the holw

  18. R4gingT4co December 3, 2013 4:04 pm  Reply

    You can never free Edgar…

    • The Russian Federation December 23, 2013 9:51 am  Reply

      Then we Destroy the Hole.

      • nice peter January 2, 2014 7:38 am  Reply


  19. Dr. Mark November 29, 2013 3:12 am  Reply

    Ryan has never harmed Edgar, if he is set free he will probably most likely killed, unknowingly. Or just end up trapped somewhere else in achievement city

    • Dr. Mark November 29, 2013 3:13 am  Reply

      Or blown to bits by “plan G”

    • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 8:17 am  Reply

      “Ryan has never Hurt Edgar” False. The SVR reports that the Edgar in the Hole today is not the Original, in fact the Chicken is even a Version of the ‘Edgar’. If the original is not there now and it has gotten to the point where No one has Count to how many Edgars there have been, that means something has been making them disappear….. The Most Recurring Factor is the Mad King. From what we can assume whatever Ryan has done to the Edgars has not been Pleasant…….He has Hurt Edgar or else he wouldn’t need so many Iterations of Edgar.

      • Dr. Mark December 13, 2013 3:27 am  Reply

        You are forgetting that Michel was the one that free the original edgar that was unknowingly killed by Geoff.

        • Dr. Mark December 13, 2013 3:35 am  Reply

          That is what is shown in the video above.

      • Anonymous December 19, 2013 12:29 am  Reply

        The only ones killing off the Edgars is the people against the mad king

  20. Anonymous November 27, 2013 2:12 am  Reply

    And the story is fake it wasn’t ryan that trapped edgar it wandered into kung-fu house and gavin shut the door when he saw him in there

    • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 8:05 am  Reply

      You need to research what you are talking about. The cow wandered around what used to be his Home when someone had built the Kung-Fu House there. The cow resisted to the change and wouldn’t leave. It had the Opportunity to leave but wouldnt because it was his Home before. The Mad King got annoyed and Dug a Hole for the Cow to live in, then he named it Edgar, For you see Edgar is the One in the Hole.

  21. ScottxP November 26, 2013 7:27 pm  Reply

    I heartily support this cause. FREE EDGAR! DOWN WITH THE MAD KING!

    • Anonymous November 26, 2013 9:44 pm  Reply

      ALL HAIL MAD KING!!!!!!!

      • Dr. Mark November 29, 2013 3:14 am  Reply

        Burn all those( like Gavin and Michel ) who don’t obay

        • Anonymous December 19, 2013 12:25 am  Reply

          No we shall not kill them we shall convert them

          • Dr. Mark December 20, 2013 2:23 am 

            Will burn all who don’t convert

      • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 8:09 am  Reply

        Whoever you may be, I suggest you spread that Propaganda in another Area before we are Forced to Stop it Ourselves.

    • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 8:06 am  Reply

      Well done Comrade, showing your Support. Let those who worship the Mad King fall to the same Madness as Ryan himself!

      • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 8:07 am  Reply

        This Message was Attended for ScottxP

  22. Anonymous November 26, 2013 5:46 am  Reply

    You all do not get it if there is no cow in the hole for long enough then Edgar’s spirit gets mad and kills every thing near

    • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 7:52 am  Reply

      Sir, Whoever you may be, you have started a Revolution against our own. I suggest you stop Hailing the Mad King before we must Step in, Heathe this Warning

      • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 7:54 am  Reply

        We apologize this Statement was meant for another.

      • Anonymous December 28, 2013 5:40 am  Reply

        No one simple word. No

  23. Anonymous November 26, 2013 5:35 am  Reply


    • Dr. Mark November 26, 2013 11:38 pm  Reply

      I shall fallow you on your Crusade

      • Anonymous November 27, 2013 1:52 am  Reply

        These people are insane ryan never hurt edgar but when Michael freed him he was killed

        • Dr. Mark November 29, 2013 3:02 am  Reply


        • Dr. Mark November 29, 2013 3:03 am  Reply

          Let’s trap nor cows

    • The Russian Federation December 11, 2013 7:54 am  Reply

      Sir, Whoever you may be, you have started a Revolution against our own. I suggest you stop Hailing the Mad King before we must Step in, Heathe this Warning

  24. Dr. Mark November 14, 2013 6:37 pm  Reply

    The world will fall out of balance

  25. Dr. Mark November 14, 2013 6:36 pm  Reply

    If you do anything, Ryan will just capture another one.

    • The Russian Federation November 15, 2013 6:30 am  Reply

      But If we Don’t then he will continue to Go on with His Plans…It Brings Back Memories of The Cold War……in Thermonuclear War…Strange Game…..The Only Winning Move is Not to Play.
      Now we find ourselves here….Again, Another Standoff…..Should we Strike and if so How? Who will strike First…..Much like “How many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop” The World may Never Know….

      • Dr. Mark November 22, 2013 7:38 pm  Reply

        Naa I’ll just stand by Ryan and keep Edgar in his iron lined hole And all the other cows trapped in their holes around the world

  26. Pikablu the Crusader November 13, 2013 9:30 pm  Reply

    I am all for Edgar being freed, but we need to be organized people.

    • The Russian Federation November 15, 2013 6:25 am  Reply

      You say we need to be Organized…..Yet we are? We have Websites, Fan pages, and Even a Hash-tag…. According to my Intel there is a Petition out there for the Freedom of Edgar…..That all sounds Organized to me.

      • Chris November 22, 2013 6:19 am  Reply

        Russia u are so prepared but when will it be. The day that Ryan falls and Edgar is just cow isaid that right dont judge me

        • The Russian Federation November 25, 2013 10:36 pm  Reply

          We only Judge when we are Suspicious, Give us No reason to be Suspicious and we will not Judge.

  27. Dr. Mark November 9, 2013 3:28 am  Reply

    I keep 3 cows and a sheep in the basement of the house of pimps

    • Dr. Mark November 9, 2013 3:30 am  Reply

      I say keep Edgar in the hole

      • The Russian Federation November 12, 2013 7:43 am  Reply

        Why would we Allow Edgar to be Treated like this… Though Edgar has had an Upgrade to his Living Quarters there have been Multiple Edgars Showing that they just get Murdered over and Over Again. That shows that either they are Dying of Natural Causes such as Starvation, Suffocation and So On, Or he has Been Trapping them and Killing them…… The Russian Federation will not Stand By and let this Inhumane Treatment go on……. If you are a Doctor you should see the Problem with this and why Edgar should be set Free to Live with his Family and Eventually……..Despawn.

        • Dr. Mark November 14, 2013 6:35 pm  Reply

          I’m not that kind

  28. ryan haywood November 5, 2013 9:13 pm  Reply

    why ppl be hating on me. i just am fucking cows.

    • Chris November 7, 2013 11:51 pm  Reply

      People are not hating on you they just want you st Edgar free and if the story is true well like Ray once said ” Yolo”

    • The Russian Federation November 12, 2013 7:33 am  Reply

      NEIT! IMPOSTOR! You are not the Real Mad King No….No your just a Impostor. As We Know Mr.Haywood does not like to Discuss Edgar Freely to Everyone……..He is also know to be Intelligent, were According to your Post……you don’t even Spell words Correctly……… Your Username isn’t Capitalized as well…. and Ryan would use a more Intellectual Dialogue Unlike you…….your Nothing more that a Phony and your a Disgrace to our Cause! Also Ryan would never Risk using his Real Name when Talking about Sex with Someone other than his Wife…..

  29. brendan November 5, 2013 9:13 pm  Reply

    no you cant if eager gets out he will spread ryans aids througth the cow community. HE WILL CONTAMINATE US

    • The Russian Federation November 12, 2013 7:22 am  Reply

      Do you not understand!?!?! Edgar was Trapped in the Hole By The Mad King yet he has Said Multiple Times that its “For His own Good” Though he is Crazy and Evil…….I doubt Mr.Haywood would be so Sick Minded that he would have…”Relations” with his own Victim……..Unlike the Man Who Started it all Ray……he……he Humps Everything in Sight so even if Edgar had Aids they Already would of been Spread by Ray….and which Edgar had the Aids……Don’t Forget “Edgar is the One in the Hole”

  30. Chris November 5, 2013 2:21 am  Reply

    As far as Ryan lives and that hole is still holy there would always be and Edgar even do the first Edgar was freed (#freeedgar2013) then killed we did slightly free an edgar the end . That were baby’s come from

    • Italy December 19, 2013 2:35 pm  Reply


  31. Matt October 28, 2013 10:01 pm  Reply

    DO NOT FREE EDGAR. There must always be a cow in the hole for Edgar to possess, lest the whole world be destroyed! Everytime Mogar frees (and then eventually kills) Edgar, he becomes a little more powerful.


    • The Russian Federation October 30, 2013 11:57 pm  Reply

      There is No proof of your Theories! Edgar Must be Free….. The Brutal Treatment of Animals by The Mad King shall not be Allowed any longer…… Lets Hope that the other Cows dont here of the Treatment Edgar is getting….for if they do….There will be a Cow Reveloution……Then The Great Cow War will Happen…..then Ryan will Regan the Thrown and Order a Cow Holocaust…….Then The We {Russian Federation} will have to Step in….. it will Be Like WWII…… No one wants That…….NO ONE!

      • Anonymous November 27, 2013 2:01 am  Reply

        Ryan has never hurt edgar but the people trying to free him have

  32. Rob October 28, 2013 8:18 pm  Reply

    Edgar must not be freed!!! It has been stated that Edgar is a menace and must be contained or else he shall reap terror across the Minecraft landscape.

    Imprison Edgar 2013

    • Anonymous November 27, 2013 2:00 am  Reply

      Wrong title not imprison edgar 2013 but keep edgar 2013

  33. Samuel Erdman October 28, 2013 8:01 pm  Reply

    I say you fill the ground with 10 levels of obsidian and free Edgar forever!!!

  34. Taylor October 28, 2013 7:59 pm  Reply

    The fact that this is a thing makes me very happy

  35. The Russian Federation October 28, 2013 6:35 am  Reply

    The SVR has came across something Startling…. We all Know that Ryan has been Given the Nickname “The Mad King”…..well if you Search:The Mad King A book pops up…..look at the Information of the Book and you will come to the same Realization we Have. The Author of “The Mad King” is Named….. Edgar Rice Burroughs…..thats right His Name is EDGAR…….have we Stumbled across a Conspiracy…..the Lost Notes of Edgar The Original? We cant be Certain…..the SVR will continue the Search for Info. But What could this Mean?

    • Freedom is needed February 4, 2014 4:01 am  Reply

      It means we can gain insight yo what REALLY happens behind closed doors……. Rayn could be using Edgar.fir worse things than we can imagine….. If we can get or hands on this book, hopper is not lost! WE MUST TAKE DOWN THE MAD KING!

      • Dr. Mark February 6, 2014 2:20 am  Reply

        No we shall hail the mad king

  36. Shard October 23, 2013 10:16 am  Reply

    Last day of high school, I’m plastering free Edgar 2013 posters all over the school! FREE EDGAR 2013!!

    • The Russian Federation October 26, 2013 9:14 pm  Reply

      Never Wait until the Last day Comrade….. The World must Know….

    • Chris November 8, 2013 4:59 am  Reply

      U are a genius sir

  37. JAMES October 15, 2013 4:40 pm  Reply

    lets just kick ryan off of minecraft?!?!?!?!

    • The Russian Federation October 20, 2013 9:29 am  Reply

      If we Did such a Thing it would cause a Major Unbalance in the World……. His Thirst for Edgar being Trapped will never be Fulfilled….. making the Mad King…. even Madder…..

  38. Brandon October 7, 2013 4:37 pm  Reply


    • The Russian Federation October 8, 2013 1:56 am  Reply

      We cant……he is in more Danger than we can Comprehend……its for his own good

      • Brandon October 8, 2013 4:33 pm  Reply

        but…… Edgar…… Is ….. A SIMPLE COW!!!!!!

        • Brandon October 8, 2013 4:36 pm  Reply

          wait…. Edgar is dead already ._.

          • The Russian Federation October 10, 2013 2:32 am 

            Edgar is the One in the Hole.
            As Far as the SVR Know There are still Cows in this Hole…… Edgar is still in the Hole.

  39. DR. mark October 3, 2013 6:59 pm  Reply

    milk him to death

  40. Aimee October 3, 2013 9:47 am  Reply


  41. The Russian Federation September 30, 2013 6:48 am  Reply

    The Russian Federation Supports your Efforts to Free this Creature, our SVR Agents have Acquired Intel on Mr.Haywood. It appears the the Movie “Silence of the Lambs” was roughly based off of Mr.Haywood. It turns out Mr.Haywood grew up as a Farmer and as a Child his Parents left him at the Farm to help him get used to being Alone. Mr.Haywood was to Young to do most things and needed Help, yet no one was there for him Except one of the Cows on the Farm. This Cow he Named Edgar, he was Ryan’s only Friend. A Neighbor had noticed that Ryan was left Alone for Weeks on End and the Neighbor decided to Alert the Local Authorities. When they got there it turned out that Mr.Haywood had made a Hole for Edgar and put him in it, Hoping he would Survive. Mr.Haywood would Lower a Bucket of Food, Water and Lotion. He would then Instruct Edgar to “Put the Lotion on the Leather, to Make it Feel all Better.” Being a Cow he didn’t know what to do and just Ate Everything. This made Ryan Angry which would Lead him to Grab the Hose and Spray Edgar. He would then Start Chanting “He puts the Lotion on the Skin, or Else he gets the Hose Again!” The Local Authorities found Him at the Top of the Hole Crying, for Edgar had Consumed to much Lotion and became Very ill. It was a Mystery how Mr.Haywood hadn’t Died. The Police had Found that his Parents died after they had tried Holding up a Gas Station for all their Money and Beer. As the Cops took Ryan out of the House he Struggled, they Asked him what was Wrong, Haywood then said “I wont leave Edgar he didn’t wont to leave me!” The Officers said they could try Finding another Cow for him and Ryan Followed up by Yelling”You don’t Understand, Edgar is the one in the Hole!” The Police took Ryan into Custody. Mr.Haywood never Forgot about that, he had to go to Multiple Therapist who all Stopped Treating him saying that he was to Scarred by those Moments and he was Permanently Damaged. He grew Accustomed to the Idea that it would be the best if the Animals where put in a Cage with him and there would be more hope of Survival. This is the most that the SVR could find, We Hope you put this Intel to
    Good use.


  42. Gaffer Yar September 2, 2013 10:04 pm  Reply

    If Edgar is the one in the hole, there is no way to free him. The solution is to kill the cow and release his spirit, fill the hole up, and obliterate Ku-Fu house. Ryan will melt.

  43. Katie August 31, 2013 12:10 am  Reply


  44. jacob August 18, 2013 2:32 am  Reply

    Have you made a journal entry about this yet?
    Im sure the AH guys will look at it.

  45. Michael August 15, 2013 8:37 am  Reply

    Free Edgar 2013

    • Anonymous November 27, 2013 1:55 am  Reply

      Keep edgar 2013

  46. Sydney August 1, 2013 12:47 am  Reply

    Best website ever. of all time.

  47. Ryan July 30, 2013 9:40 am  Reply

    Edgar will never be free

  48. Barry July 29, 2013 6:42 pm  Reply

    It was a Minecraft cow, with absolutely no thoughts or emotions. Michael released him and Geoff unknowingly slayed him.

  49. Gideon July 27, 2013 11:50 pm  Reply

    We must slay Ryan the Ruthless!

  50. Christian July 20, 2013 3:39 am  Reply

    Greatest website ever made.

  51. Jason July 7, 2013 1:38 am  Reply

    Free Edgar! He’s just a simple cow!

    • Dr. Mark November 9, 2013 3:53 am  Reply

      That’s what they want you to think

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